We asked our community to share their pregnancy brain moments, here are the answers we received.
- Actually remembered to bring my water bottle somewhere .. then left it at the nail salon.
- Brought the baby to Grandmas for the weekend. Left the poor dog at home
- Forgetting family members’ names
- Forgot the security code for the door at work. I’ve been working there for 1.5 years
- I’m an ER nurse. I drew blood and immediately threw it away!
- A fork in the microwave = sparks flying. Never done that before
- Forgot what I was saying mid client call. Pretended to cough and then resumed the call
- Locked out of work laptop, same morning walked dog, got locked out and forgot the lock code.
- Mixing people’s names up
- Realized I wasn’t wearing shoes getting out of the car with my toddler at the playground
- Wondering where my phone is when I’m talking on it
- Went to fill up water pitcher without the water pitcher.. got water all over the counter, floor and my feet
- Putting groceries away and put popcorn in the freezer. Found it two days later when I grabbed chicken
- I definitely have forgotten regular words like bench and hat
- Forgot which toothbrush was mine and had to call my husband to find out
- Microwaving my leftovers that I forgot to actually put in the microwave
- I texted my mom the same thing twice without remembering I’d already said it
- Drove away from the drive through without my food, then cried
- Get to a room and forget why I went in
- Told my husband to pass me olive oil for pancakes and meant syrup
- Using dry shampoo as deodorant
- Was convinced I lost the water bottle that I had right in my hand
- I put the remote in the fridge
- I was a shift supervisor at my job and I left the deposit bag on top of the safe overnight
- Went to the wrong Mexican restaurant for my baby shower
- Thought I heard my dishwasher going, but I don’t have a dishwasher
- At work completely forgot how to use the computer
- Stopping at a green light
- Putting trash and my laptop in the fridge
- Freaked out instantly looking for baby, knowing my parents took him for a walk in the stroller
- I forgot the name of the neighborhood I live in
- Put my phone in the fridge instead of the milk and forgot about it for 10 minutes
- Wore two completely different shoes to a coffee shop
- Forgot my kid at school
- Tried to get in car that wasn’t mine
- Started pumping and forgot to attach
- Almost putting hand soap on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste like every day
- Using baby’s birthday as my own at the doctor
- Put the butter ”away” in the sink… not the fridge
- Went to heat up coffee creamer container instead of coffee in the microwave
- Tried to walk into Chick-fil-A on a Sunday.. parked and walked up to the door
- Couldn’t remember what the front of my house looked like
- Went to make a bowl of cereal, walked in the laundry room and almost poured milk in the washer
- I put food in a mason jar, then put the jar back in the cabinet
- Called my MIL by my FILs second wife’s name
- Showed up for my haircut a day early, even got someone to watch the baby
- Locked myself out of the house
- Drinking from my kids milk bottle when driving instead of giving it to my baby
- I forgot I was pregnant
- I sent my fiance a picture of my wedding dress
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